The office temps are hovering at a balmy 60 degrees in the dead of winter. You can barely wiggle your fingers, let alone type at a keyboard. You've stashed a secret space heater under your desk.
Of course, you could slip on some fuzzy gloves to warm your icicle fingers. Better yet, you can buy a heated pair from Iusun, now on Amazon for $4. (That's not a typo.)
The fingerless mitts come with an eight-inch USB cord that plugs into your computer, so you can't wear them to the seltzer machine, but plug them in any time you're at your desk.
No judgment if you still want to wear four scarves, though.