‘Unicorn Tears’ Rosé Is a Thing—and No, We’re Not Joking

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It’s now 2019 and we really thought the whole “unicorn food” ordeal was behind us. It turns out that was wishful thinking, because “Unicorn Tears” rosé is now a thing that exists.

Thanks to Gik Live! (the same company behind that blue wine trend), the bubblegum-hued wine is resurrecting the trend. According to the website, the Spanish rosé is “made with real unicorn tears in an undisclosed location” (OK…) and “the tear-extraction process is completely natural.” (Sure.)

Is it just us or does it feel like this is the definition of beating a dead…um…horse?

The drink is only available in the U.K., which is either a blessing or a curse, depending on how you look at it.

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