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Somebody get Chrissy Teigen a Comedy Central special, because she’s the queen of Twitter zings. Whether she’s roasting her husband, John Legend, or asking for brown bananas, the 33-year-old Cravings author never ceases to make us laugh in 140 characters or less. And since today is her tenth Twitter anniversary, brace yourself for these 15 rib-tickling John Legend digs (from Twitter and Instagram).

When She Planned Ahead

Knowing her affinity for fast food, we can only surmise this note is written on a Taco Bell wrapper…in hot sauce.

When She Let Him Know That All of Him Just Isn't Enough

That’s a three-pointer for Teigen. #NothingButNet

When She Checked His Ego

Winning ten Grammys doesn’t necessarily mean you’re good at singing.

When She Joined In On An Internet-Wide Joke And People Lost Their Minds

Don’t be such a poor sport, Arthur John.

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And I say hey, what a wonderful kind of day

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When She Kept the Joke Going Even After His EGOT Win

There’s nothing like the Arthur theme song to bring Legend (and his gaggle of awards) back down to Earth. 

Simultaneously unpacking and filing for divorce

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When She Found This Relic

We’ve heard of skeletons in the closet, but unflattering mustaches are uncharted territory.

When She Was In It For The Long Haul

Because paperwork.

WHEN HIS NAME TAG READ ‘LEDGEND'

But seriously, who incorrectly spells John Legend?

When She Searched for New Trolling Material

She may have come up with zero search results, but it’s the thought that counts.

When She Shaded Him for Stealing Her Thunder

What she said, John. 

When She Wasn't Into His Dad bod

Just a day in the life of Christine Diane Teigen.

Cooking class with el sensitivo

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When She Wiped Away His Tears

Suuuree, blame it on the onions.

my baby got another honorary doctorate! I have a bunch too I just don't brag about all the time

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When She Called Him Out For Bragging All The Time

Keep that tassel to the right, John. It’s an honorary doctorate and Chrissy has a “bunch.” 

Luna List
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When She Announced that John Is the Father of Her Second Child, Miles

Better safe than sorry.

When She Called Him A ‘Good Egg,’ Then Got Right Back To the Business of Trolling

Anyone can use Shutterfly, including Teigen’s “zero talent” husband.

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