13 Delicious Times Chrissy Teigen Trolled John Legend
Somebody get Chrissy Teigen a Comedy Central special, because she is the queen of roasting hubby John Legend. He may have written her a song praising all of her “perfect imperfections,” but that doesn't mean he's safe from her hysterical zingers. Brace yourself for these 13 rib-tickling John Legend digs.
1. When She Planned Ahead
Knowing her affinity for fast food, we can only surmise this note is written on a Taco Bell wrapper...in hot sauce.
Basketball commentator said "One guy. Two guys. Three guys!" And I said "ugh that's my dream" and john ignored me per usual— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) December 24, 2016
2. When She Let Him Know That All of Him Just Isn’t Enough
That's a three-pointer for Teigen. #NothingButNet
@johnlegend settle down, you're okay at it— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) August 31, 2016
3. When She Checked His Ego
Winning ten Grammys doesn't necessarily mean you're good at singing.
John when you tell him he looks like Arthur pic.twitter.com/0NW3NDtAb1— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) February 21, 2017
4. When She Joined In On An Internet-Wide Joke And People Lost Their Minds
Don’t be such a poor sport, Arthur John.
5. When She Found This Relic
We've heard of skeletons in the closet, but unflattering mustaches are uncharted territory.
Too lazy. Hate paperwork. https://t.co/NmoN8MUoNy— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) December 22, 2016
6. When She Was In It For The Long Haul
Bahahaha loser pic.twitter.com/bYNgxOFM8z— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) January 9, 2017
7. When She Called Him a ‘Loser’
But seriously, who incorrectly spells John Legend?!
lmao i twitter searched "john legend sucks" pic.twitter.com/5OXBqRHfnX— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) March 28, 2017
8. When She Searched for New Trolling Material
She may have come up with zero search results, but it's the thought that counts.
i'm trying to photoshop john's head onto zayn's body in a 1D group shot. i have the saddest life pic.twitter.com/vDGdyzL2dD— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) March 26, 2015
9. When She Wasn’t Into His Dad bod
Just a day in the life of Christine Diane Teigen.
10. When She Wiped Away His Tears
Suuuree, blame it on the onions.
11. When She Called Him Out For Bragging All The Time
Keep that tassel to the right, John. It's an honorary doctorate and Chrissy has a “bunch.” No braggies.
12. When She Announced that John Is the Father of Her Second Child
Better safe than sorry.
13. When She Called Him A ‘Good Egg,’ Then Got Right Back To the Business of Trolling
Aww, Legend surprised Teigen with a gorgeous wedding photo album as a Christmas gift. Whatevs, anyone can use Shutterfly, including Teigen's “zero talent” husband. Bazinga!