In Honor of Chrissy Teigen’s 10th Twitter Anniversary, 15 Delicious Times She Trolled John Legend Online
Somebody get Chrissy Teigen a Comedy Central special, because she’s the queen of Twitter zings. Whether she’s roasting her husband, John Legend, or asking for brown bananas, the 33-year-old Cravings author never ceases to make us laugh in 140 characters or less. And since today is her tenth Twitter anniversary, brace yourself for these 15 rib-tickling John Legend digs (from Twitter and Instagram).
When She Planned Ahead
Knowing her affinity for fast food, we can only surmise this note is written on a Taco Bell wrapper…in hot sauce.
Basketball commentator said "One guy. Two guys. Three guys!" And I said "ugh that's my dream" and john ignored me per usual? christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) December 24, 2016
When She Let Him Know That All of Him Just Isn't Enough
That’s a three-pointer for Teigen. #NothingButNet
@johnlegend settle down, you're okay at it? christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) August 31, 2016
When She Checked His Ego
Winning ten Grammys doesn’t necessarily mean you’re good at singing.
John when you tell him he looks like Arthur pic.twitter.com/0NW3NDtAb1? christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) February 21, 2017
When She Joined In On An Internet-Wide Joke And People Lost Their Minds
Don’t be such a poor sport, Arthur John.
When She Kept the Joke Going Even After His EGOT Win
There’s nothing like the Arthur theme song to bring Legend (and his gaggle of awards) back down to Earth.
When She Found This Relic
We’ve heard of skeletons in the closet, but unflattering mustaches are uncharted territory.
Too lazy. Hate paperwork. https://t.co/NmoN8MUoNy? christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) December 22, 2016
When She Was In It For The Long Haul
Bahahaha loser pic.twitter.com/bYNgxOFM8z? christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) January 9, 2017
WHEN HIS NAME TAG READ ‘LEDGEND'
But seriously, who incorrectly spells John Legend?
lmao i twitter searched "john legend sucks" pic.twitter.com/5OXBqRHfnX? christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) March 28, 2017
When She Searched for New Trolling Material
She may have come up with zero search results, but it’s the thought that counts.
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12 years ago today, I met the man of my dreams. And 5 years ago today, we got married. We have two babies and some pups and a life I am grateful to have. My everything, I love you and am so proud of the story we?ve created. But you are an asshole for releasing your @nbcthevoice news on my target launch day for real
When She Shaded Him for Stealing Her Thunder
What she said, John.
i'm trying to photoshop john's head onto zayn's body in a 1D group shot. i have the saddest life pic.twitter.com/vDGdyzL2dD? christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) March 26, 2015
When She Wasn't Into His Dad bod
Just a day in the life of Christine Diane Teigen.
When She Wiped Away His Tears
Suuuree, blame it on the onions.
When She Called Him Out For Bragging All The Time
Keep that tassel to the right, John. It’s an honorary doctorate and Chrissy has a “bunch.”
When She Announced that John Is the Father of Her Second Child, Miles
Better safe than sorry.
When She Called Him A ‘Good Egg,’ Then Got Right Back To the Business of Trolling
Anyone can use Shutterfly, including Teigen’s “zero talent” husband.