‘You Know Nothing, Jon Snow’ and 9 More of the Best ‘Game of Thrones’ Quotes
In a perpetual sea of Sex and the City reruns and HGTV marathons, our love for Game of Thrones truly emerged like a diamond in the rough. Never before had a show about warring medieval factions even remotely captivated a sliver of our interest, and we began to actually look forward to Sunday evenings. Over the last seven seasons, we loved and we lost (RIP Hodor), and we bid adieu without so much as blinking an eye—just straight-up side-eye, Joffrey. Winter is most definitely upon us, Jon Snow and Khaleesi have met at long last and Ed Sheeran failed to impress. As we anxiously wait for next Sunday’s episode, here are ten of the most memorable Game of Thrones quotes scoured from the last seven kingdoms seasons.
1. When Khaleesi Told Her Brother To Check Himself Before He Wrecked Himself
“The next time you raise a hand to me will be the last time you have hands!” —Daenerys Targaryen (Season One, Episode Seven)
Mother of dragons, braid game on point and Khaleesi of spirit animals.
2. And Cersei Lannister Set the Stakes Pretty, Pretty High
“When you play the game of thrones you win or you die.” —Cersei Lannister (Season One, Episode Seven)
Queen Regent of the Seven Kingdoms, lover of brother and one seriously sinister sista.
3. When Tyrion Lannister Tried So. Damn. Hard. to Compliment His Sister Cersei
“You love your children. It’s your one redeeming quality. That and your cheekbones.” —Tyrion Lannister (Season Two, Episode One)
Wise beyond his height, born to an unfortunate family and lush.
4. And Khaleesi Reminded Missandei That Ladies Run Westeros
“Yes. All men must die, but we are not men.” —Daenerys Targaryen (Season three, Episode three)
Khaleesi plus Khal Drogo 4Eva.
5. When Ygritte Was a Tough Cookie Right Up to Her Last Breath
“You know nothing, Jon Snow.” —Ygritte (Season Four, Episode Nine)
A poet and she didn’t know it, lady Wildling and keeper of key to Jon Snow’s brooding heart.
6. And Tyrion Lannister Quoted Himself Like a Boss
“A wise man once said a true history of the world is a history of great conversations in elegant rooms.” —Tyrion Lannister (Season Six, Episode Three)
He’s got jokes.
7. When Arya Stark Officially Got Her Groove Back
“A girl is Arya Stark of Winterfell, and I’m going home.” —Arya Stark (Season six, Episode eight)
Warrior of Winterfell, never one to mince her words and tenacious AF.
8. And Sansa Stark Threw Lord Baelish Major Shade
“No need to seize the last word, Lord Baelish. I will assume it was something clever.”—Sansa Stark (Season Seven, Episode One)
Lady of House Zinger, professional eye roller and so, so regal.
9. When Little Lyanna Mormont Dropped the Mic
“I may be small. I may be a girl, but I won’t be knitting by the fire while I have men fight for me.” —Lyanna Mormont (Season Seven, Episode One)
Not your average 12-year-old, Boss B of Bear Island and Chihuahua in size but Rottweiler in bark.
10. And Finally, When The Hound Called Out Thoros for His Hipster Hairdo
“You think you’re fooling anyone with that topknot?” —The Hound (Season Seven, Episode One)
Curmudgeon of the Seven Kingdoms, scary on the outside but teddy bear on the inside and great with an axe.
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