Maybe it’s the mind-melting effect of this prolonged waiting game between Game of Thrones seasons, but is it just us or are the White Walkers kinda hot? Wait, wait—keep reading. Hear us out:
Sure, Jon Snow (Kit Harrington) reigned supreme as GoT heartthrob for seven long seasons, but now it’s a new era, an era in which we are living for the living dead. Underneath those literally icy exteriors, Ice Walkers are quiet (they don’t communicate with words) souls that take it slow—think about how long it’s taken them to march to the Wall? They’re deliberate, thoughtful and like, total catches. And sure, they are very murder-y, but they’re no worse than any other emotionally unavailable guy in Westeros. Plus, we love a powerful older man.
So, ready a pen and piece of paper for MASH because we’re giving you the 411 on the hottest White Walkers in all the Seven Kingdoms.