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Like watching Keeping Up with the Kardashians and spending money on crystals that are supposed to heal us, reading Goop occasionally fits in the guilty-pleasure category. Here, six of the site’s most enthralling and out-there stories, from conscious uncoupling to a $15,000 sex toy.

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“Sex Bark”

Wherein we learn how to make an aphrodisiac chocolate bar called—you guessed it—sex bark.

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“A Guide to Spirit Animals”

Wherein a Shamanic healer and intuitive explains how spirit animals can be harnessed for help in life, through meditation or totem form. (Followed by links to buy a $2,400 spirit-animal signet ring.)

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“The Nuts and Bolts of Colonics”

Wherein we learn about the importance of regularly hydrating and irrigating (their words) our five-foot-long colons.

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“Earthing: How Walking Barefoot Could Cure Insomnia and More”

Wherein a man named Clint Ober extolls the benefits of ditching one’s shoes in order to cure just about every ailment you can imagine.

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“Conscious Uncoupling”

Wherein Goop—announcing Paltrow's separation from Chris Martin—coined one of the buzziest terms of the 2010s.

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“Not-So-Basic Sex Toys“

Wherein Goop editors share their favorite *fancy* sex toys, including a $15,000 dildo (it’s 24-karat gold).

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