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It’s 2019, So of Course ‘Vasectomy Cakes’ Are Trending

You eat cake for birthdays, weddings and graduations…so why not extend it to every single life occasion? Case in point: People are now apparently buying “vasectomy cakes” and we can’t decide if we should laugh or cry.

Yep, it’s a new kind of penis cake. Apparently, the best way to commemorate the end of your husband’s…*ahem* swimmers…is with layers upon layers of sugar. Will vasectomy cakes take over our IG feed in 2019? Only time will tell. There’s nothing like cutting into a cake post-surgery. (Heh.)

Warning: If anatomy-centric desserts and crude jokes aren’t your thing, you’re not gonna like this trend (though we picked the most PG-13 examples we could find). Behold:

Only one question remains: How, exactly, do you approach this with your bakery?



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