What a time to be alive, ammirite ladies? There’s not enough formula to feed our babies, there’s not enough affordable and quality childcare to look after our children and there aren’t enough tampons to stop our bleeding bodies. Speaking of bodies, you’re no longer in control of yours! Oh, let’s not forget about the lack of affordable healthcare and gun control laws. Yes m’am, being a woman in America today is something else.
But look, even though it may feel like we’re living in Gilead, it’s not all bad. There are plenty of things that are in abundance! Here, just a small sampling of items that are not in shortage.
1. Beer, aftershave and Viagra. Phew! Thankfully, workforce shortfalls and manufacturing hold ups have not affected these vital industries.
2. Government officials deciding the fate of women’s bodies. Here’s a fun fact: Did you know that white men are 30 percent of the US population but 62 percent of its officeholders?