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You want to buy a vibrator, but you don’t know where to start. Well, there are lots of ways you could source through all the options, ya know, like based on your preferences or product descriptions…or you could consult the stars and pick one based on your birth date. Here, the best vibrator according to your zodiac sign.

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Aries (Mar 21 - Apr 19): The Satisfyer Pro 2 

When the impulsive, action-oriented ram wants something, they want it now! This product has what a fiery Aries wants right in the name: satisfaction. With 11 intensities—that’s right, this vibrator goes to 11—and air-pulse clitoral stimulation (think: negative pressure), it gets the job done. “By the time you hit number 3,” warns one Amazon reviewer, “your soul will separate from your body like some Doctor Strange movie.”

$45 at Amazon

Buy It ($60)

Anthropologie

Taurus (Apr 20 - May 20): The Frenchman

From the folks at Smile Makers, this little invention was “inspired by la langue d'amour,” which is apparently oral sex. (No one knows la langue d'amour better than a Taurus who prefers to call sex “love making.”) You could use this quiet little Frenchman on your own or enjoy that added intimacy with a partner—and what’s more Taurus than that?

Buy it ($55)

Violet Grey

Gemini (May 21 - Jun 20): The Dual Warming Wand

The twin personalities of Gemini will relish in the dual function of this Kiki de Montparnasse silicone vibrator. Maybe some nights you prefer the larger, curved end and low-frequency vibration patterns and other nights you opt for the slimmer end that warms up (literally) while you warm up (also literally?). Just like Gemini, two heads are better than one.

Buy it ($160)

Revolve

Cancer (Jun 21 - Jul 22): The Ballerina

If a self-actualized Cancer owns anything, it should be a waterproof vibrator. The crab loves to have sex in water—whether it be a bath, shower or in the rain. But they’re also extremely sensitive, which is why the Ballerina, which uses a “human touch texture,” is a wonderful fit for the sign who revels in the cozy and familiar.

Buy it ($200)

Amazon

Leo (Jul 23 - Aug 22): Shibari Mini Halo

The lion of the zodiac loves to make sex fun. They also aren’t trying to hide anything. (A vibrator disguised as a tube of lipstick? No, thanks.) The Shibari Mini Halo is a vibrator’s vibrator. Offering 20 different speeds and eight vibration patterns, you wouldn’t find it in a drawer and think, “Huh, what is that?”

$20 at Amazon

Shopify

Virgo (Aug 23 - Sept 22): The Maude

When Virgo is on the quest to the find the ideal vibrator, they’ll do their due diligence. And they’ll probably wind up with something like this model, which was deemed “Best-in-Show by The Strategist.” (That checks one box for a Virgo, at least.) But does it meet Virgo’s long list of other requirements? We think so. It’s also amazingly discreet. If you saw The Maude on Virgo’s bedside, you might think it’s a post-modern lamp. Check, check, check.

Buy it ($45)

Urban Outfitters

Libra (Sept 23 - Oct 21): The Surfer

What do Libras and surfers have in common? They just want things to be chill. And with this happy little toy from Smile Makers, Libras can get themselves to hang ten without too many complications. As one reviewer wrote, “Great for beginners, super inconspicuous and just, wow.” When the scales are in balance, Libra is content.

Buy it ($34)

Violet Grey

Scorpio (Oct 22 - Nov 21): Vesper Vibrator

Scorpios have the most intense sex drive of any sign in the zodiac. But if you’ve ever met a Scorpio, you know that, just like most of her secrets, this isn’t something she’d wear proudly on her sleeve. Instead, she’d don it clandestinely around her neck so she could be ready to unleash her wild side on a whim. Also just like the scorpion, this little guy is small but mighty and features four speeds and two modes (pulsing and constant, just like a Scorpio’s wrath).

Buy it ($69)

Revolve

Sagittarius (Nov 22 - Dec 21): Duo Couple’s Kit

The always on-the-go Sagittarius is a flirt who loves a fling and can’t get enough variety. This kit from Dame, which comes with a Zee rechargeable vibrator and Alu aloe-based lubricant, speaks to the archer on a few important levels. First, it’s fun, which a restless, adventure-seeking Sagittarius can’t resist. But it’s also travel-friendly, zipper-pouch and all, just like the boundless Sag.

Buy it ($60)

Urban Outfitters

Capricorn (Dec 22 - Jan 19): The Millionaire

Simply put, this vibrator from Smile Makers is one of the most cost-effective options out there. And after running the numbers, any Capricorn would agree that this classic toy with a twist is a safe, sturdy and smart investment. Multifunctional (it can be used internally and externally), compact and discreet, the versatile and waterproof design will go the distance for the goat.

Buy it ($55)

Unbound Babes

Aquarius (Jan 20 - Feb 18): Palma Ring

Eccentric and independent Aquarius is probably already decked out in silver-plated jewelry they bought at the Portland flea market, so what’s one more statement ring? This wearable, waterproof vibrating ring (yep) allows you to control the vibration with your own hand movements. For a sign who hates to feel constrained, the Palma lets the Aquarius freak flag fly no matter where they are.

Buy it ($99)

Revolve

Pisces (Feb 19 - Mar 20): Eva II

The Pisces’ sex drive is through the roof, but it’s deeply rooted in connection. And the Eva II from Dame meets those needs—no partner necessary. The vibrator’s flexible wings nestle in the contours of your body, providing “blissful, whisper-quiet vibration.” Better yet, you can even use it in the bath, which we all know this water sign loves. It’s not a real-life sex partner, but this gadget is just the companion a Pisces needs for a solo adventure.

Buy it ($135)

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