The 11 People You See at the Gym
Do not be one of them
Dragging yourself to the gym is hard enough. Once you get there, the least you can hope for is an experience that’s not entirely unpleasant. And if you run into one of these 11 folks? Well, you’ll be wishing you were home faster than you can walk-jog half a mile.
The unsolicited advice-giver
If I needed help, I would’ve asked…literally anyone but you.
Conveniently positioned right behind the stair stepper. Lululemon’s biggest fan.
The person who stays on the treadmill for way more than 30 minutes
Sharing is caring, friend-o.
Everyone sees you checking out your ab situation, dude. (And no, they haven’t become more defined in the past four minutes.)
The drama queen
If you nail a heavy rep without unleashing an uncomfortably sexual grunt, did you really nail it?
Yes, you can conduct a conference call from the elliptical machine. But should you?
Everyone can hear your music and everyone is judging your playlist. (Nickelback…Really?)
The incessant selfie-taker
Uses hashtags like #fitspo, #strongissexy and #girlswholift.
Don’t know whether to laugh or be genuinely worried about this seriously misguided soul.
By “get a room,” no one meant the weight room.
The locker room nudist
We’re all about body positivity, but come onnnnnn…