The 9 Travelers You’ll See at the Airport
Isn’t flying the best?
The long lines. The uncomfortable security checks. The ill manners. The inebriation. Air travel is intrinsically unpleasant. Here, nine types of people you'll most likely encounter (and be annoyed by) at the airport.
Ill prepared doesn't begin to describe this lost-looking soul, who is almost certainly toting an accidental weapon in his carry-on.
The new parents trying their best
Cut 'em some slack; they're not enjoying this either.
The child of said parents
So cute, yet so so loud.
It doesn't matter that he's screaming into his cell phone--his work is much more important than your sanity.
The overexcited flier
Their enthusiasm is the opposite of contagious.
The spring breakers
Try to see beyond their squeals and neon clothing and pity their livers.
The nervous Nellie
Pray that she doesn't see a colonial woman on the plane's wing.
Rendering noise-canceling headphones obsolete since 1975.