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We get it: It’s really annoying when guys hit on you when you’re just trying to use the elliptical machine in peace.
Heading to the Price Chopper.
At the Price Chopper.
The lines at Price Chopper today!!
UGH, forgot to buy milk.
She’s either the gal who has a lot to say about Lord Wiskerton’s mounting vet bills or the one who cryptically posts “Jesus, Take the Wheel” lyrics, fishing for someone, anyone to ask if she’s okay. Um...like??
You got a new job?! You got married?! Your novel got picked for Oprah’s book club?! [Gritted-teeth emoji.]
This pugnacious pal can and will start a fight about anything, even a seemingly innocuous picture of your son's soccer team (apparently third place trophies warrant a debate about our country's insistence on rewarding mediocrity).
Listen: DJ SpookyVibes is playing six shows in Tacoma and it would really mean a lot to him if you could say you’re going… or at least like the post… or maybe share with all your followers... or hashtag #SpOOkyVibez15.
She only breaks from posting pictures of Ashton and Brierley to ask questions about poop color and breast-milk storage. Is also known to link to articles about the “absurd state of American maternity leave” and “why young boys need strong female role models.”
Gay marriage. Guns. The Clintons. The Trumps. Whichever side this dude’s on--his default is full-on screamo mode.
Your never gonna get anywear by pointing out there grammer whoas.
Usually a cousin you haven't seen in four years, this person can't get it through their head that YOU'LL NEVER WANT TO PLAY FARMVILLE.
Who won’t stop reminding you they’re married. Is it just us or are the “I love you's" on each other’s walls kind of a cry for help?
WHY IS EVERYTHING IN ALL CAPS? SHOULD I TURN OFF THE MACHINE? MERYL, HELP.
In theory, clicking over to Facebook should be a relaxing experience, a nice little break during which you can catch up with old friends and casually stalk your exes.
In reality, though, the experience closer resembles a death wish, what with all the momzillas and humble braggers.
That is, unless you curate your feed by unfollowing these 13 toxic Facebook archetypes. Thank us later.
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