8 Things Never to Include in a Dating Profile
Like your salary...or your cats
First, we want to commend you for putting yourself out there. Online dating isn’t easy. In fact, it’s the goddamn worst. Still, with a couple of teeny-tiny tweaks, you’ll be fielding more “winks” than you know what to do with. Here, eight things you should filter out of your profile stat.
A PHOTO OF YOU AND YOUR EX
Just because you cropped it doesn’t mean he/she isn’t there.
THE PHRASE “I LOVE TO LAUGH”
Wait, don’t tell us: You love loooong walks on the beach, too.
Come on, you’re a grown-ass lady and you’ll meet him/her at the bar.
A LIST OF DEAL-BREAKERS
So, it’s a no-go if they have ugly feet/cry during movies/don’t know what burrata is. Word to the wise: Keep it on the inside.
YOUR BRA SIZE
Hello, you need to save some material for your late-night Snapchats.
Salary, sexual conquests, amount you expect a man to bench-press. Just don’t.
THE FACT THAT YOU WANT KIDS...SOON
Seriously, save it for the third (or 15th) date.
TWO+ PHOTOS OF YOU WITH YOUR CATS
Look, one pic of you with Whiskers is A-OK. After that, it starts to get a little weird.