10 QUOTES ABOUT PREGNANCY THAT'LL MAKE YOU LAUGH
10 QUOTES ABOUT PREGNANCY THAT'LL MAKE YOU LAUGH
You're hungry all the time. Your boobs feel weird. You just cried at an Allstate commercial. Pregnancy has its quirks, to say the least.
Here, the best pregnancy quotes to sum up the experience.
JESSICA SIMPSON
"People always say that pregnant women have a glow. And I say it's because you're sweating to death."
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1
MINDY KALING
"Being pregnant feels like you're constantly hungover, except you didn't even get to enjoy the party."
GREGG DEGUIRE/STRINGER
2
JENNIFER GARNER
"Pregnancy is like having a bowling ball attached to your stomach for nine months, except the ball keeps getting bigger and heavier."
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3
MILA KUNIS
"Pregnancy is like a rollercoaster ride. One minute you're excited and the next you're holding on for dear life."
DIMITRIOS KAMBOURIS
4
AMY POEHLER
"Pregnancy is the ultimate excuse for being late, forgetful, and emotional."
STEPHANIE KEENAN
5
TINA FEY
"Ah, babies! They're more than just adorable little creatures on whom you can blame your farts."
CHRISTOPHER POLK
6
RITA RUDNER
"Life is tough enough without having someone kick you from the inside."
JASON MERRITT
7
LITTLE EARTHQUAKES
JENNIFER WEINER,
"The condom broke. I know how stupid that sounds. It's the reproductive version of the dog ate my homework."
STEPHANIE SHUGERMAN
8
MODERN FAMILY
"I have two brains in my body, but I've never been so dumb."
PETER "HOPPER" STONE
9
Ali wong
"You become like a vampire when you're pregnant: your senses are so sensitive and your emotions are so heightened."
RACHEL MURRAY
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