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My Mom Talked Through the Entire ‘Westworld’ Finale, so Naturally I Wrote Down Everything She Said & Published It

Published: May 4, 2020

*Warning: Spoilers ahead*

The season three finale of Westworld left me with a million questions, but fortunately, I was able to enjoy the confusing conclusion with my mom, Tricia. Although she has very little knowledge about the show, she made so many valid points (yes, she talked through the whole thing—thankfully!), I now wonder why I haven’t been watching with her all along.

Keep scrolling for ten things my mom said about the season three finale of Westworld.

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1. "am I Supposed To Know Who Any Of These People Are?"

As someone who religiously watches the show, I can honestly say…not really.

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2. "wait, Dolores Still Hasn't Changed Out Of That Blue Dress? It's Been Three Seasons."

She’s also a robot, but that’s beside the point.

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3. "never Mind. I Guess None Of The Characters Ever Change Their Clothes."

The Westworld costume department has it made.

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4. "is...is That Jesse Pinkman?"

Truth. I’ve really just been waiting for Aaron Paul to say, “Come on, Mr. White.”

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5. "she Has Multiple Clones? The World Doesn't Need Another Dolores."

We’re in total agreement.

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6. "i'm All For Feminism, But I Highly Doubt Dolores Would Be Able To Kill All Of These Men By Herself."

Again, she has a point.

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7. "that's A Hemsworth Brother? Poor Thing Lost The Genetic Lottery."

Sorry, Luke Hemsworth (Ashley Stubbs). She clearly has a thing for Chris and Liam.

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8. "this Is The Only Show That Could Actually Benefit From A Commercial Break."

Seriously, an hour and 20 minutes with no commercials is low-key brutal.

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9. "pick A Side, Maeve."

Yes, that’s a direct quote from the episode. And yes, she repeated it back to the TV screen. (Don’t ask…)

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10. "that's It? They're Not Even Going To Tell Us What Happened To The Characters?"

Welcome to Westworld, mom.

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My Mom Talked Through the Entire ‘Westworld’ Finale, so Naturally I Wrote Down Everything She Said & Published It

1. "am I Supposed To Know Who Any Of These People Are?"

2. "wait, Dolores Still Hasn't Changed Out Of That Blue Dress? It's Been Three Seasons."

3. "never Mind. I Guess None Of The Characters Ever Change Their Clothes."

4. "is...is That Jesse Pinkman?"

5. "she Has Multiple Clones? The World Doesn't Need Another Dolores."

6. "i'm All For Feminism, But I Highly Doubt Dolores Would Be Able To Kill All Of These Men By Herself."

7. "that's A Hemsworth Brother? Poor Thing Lost The Genetic Lottery."

8. "this Is The Only Show That Could Actually Benefit From A Commercial Break."

9. "pick A Side, Maeve."

10. "that's It? They're Not Even Going To Tell Us What Happened To The Characters?"