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Commence Freakout: Target Is About to Start Selling $5 Wine

You know all those jokes about how it's impossible to go into Target and just get the one thing you need? Yeah, those are about to become a whole lot truer. 

That's because, on September 3, Target will introduce California Roots, a new assortment of $5 bottled wines, available only in their stores. (Yes, we said $5.)

The line includes five blends: Chardonnay, Pinot Grigio, Moscato, Cabernet Sauvignon and a Red Blend. Apparently they're crafted with premium, California-grown grapes, but we're more concerned about the comically low price and the fact that this gives us another reason to hang out at our favorite place in the universe.

This is not a drill. 

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