So There’s a $520 Purse for Your Leg and It’s…Sold Out?

If you're looking for a hands-free handbag, you could opt for a cross-body style or even a backpack. Or, you could strap a leather pouch onto your thigh and call it a day. 

That's precisely the point of Off-White's Leather Leg Pouch—essentially a fanny pack that straps onto your upper leg and retails for a whopping $520. 

Oh, and did we mention it's currently sold out? 

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Dreamed up by Off-White designer Virgil Abloh, the pouch "is crafted with white leather in a geometric silhouette. It has an adjustable belt strap, exterior zipper and a contrasting typography accent."

It also, for reasons unknown, reads "Sculpture" in black lettering. (Fashion, are we right?) 

We should note that while it's sold out on Moda Operandi, it's still in stock—for a discounted price of $360, no less—from Browns.  

Does it look a little bit like an ace bandage covering up some sort of injury? Yes, but if you're into it and you've got an extra few hundred dollars laying around, you do you. 

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