You devoured Marie Kondo's best-selling book, The Life Changing Magic of Tidying Up, and had every intention of editing your home with the criteria of whether or not your junk "sparked joy."
But let's be real here: That was in 2014 and you still haven't gotten around to it.
If only you could skip Kondo's miles-long waiting list and get some in-the-flesh help. But wait! You can. Because she's getting her own TV show, and better still, she's looking for people to be on it.
The guru announced the exciting TV venture (aptly titled Organize the World with Marie Kondo) by soliciting a casting call via Instagram this week: "On this new series, I will be working with people to transform their home & spark a personal transformation." Which we can only imagine means whipping messy abodes into glorious shape with her signature organizational methods.
So there you have it. If you'd like your literal dirty laundry aired (and remedied) on a global television network, what are you waiting for?