Nope, this isn’t an extra-rare variety of the delicious green fruit. Your favorite brunch menu item has been transformed into a 14K-yellow-gold necklace with a pavé-diamond-encrusted seed from Delicacies, a “tasteful jewelry brand for people who love food.” According to the company website, the avocado “fairly exudes sex” (uh, what?) and stands for beauty, fertility, love and passion, so wearing the little guy around your neck will allow you to “yield to pleasure...forget reason, abandon sobriety.” Yep. We’re still talking about avocados.
At $1,100, the necklace is a bit pricier than the fancy avo toast you ordered last weekend, but a portion of the proceeds goes to nonprofit charities that fight hunger and feed the homeless.
What do you get the brunch-obsessed #foodie who has everything? A solid-gold avocado that never goes bad, of course.