Guys, very important announcement: There's an app called House Flip With Chip & Jo that has quietly been living in iTunes store.
...Which begs the simple question, how on God's green earth did we not know about this?!
Here's the gist: It's a Sims-like, cartoonish interface, where you're asked to set a budget, find a house to flip, and then tiny, animated Chip & Joanna's coach you through the renovation process. (Demo day with Chip! Kitchen design decisions with Jo!) You earn points as you tick off your reno checklist, and ideally, turn a profit at the end of your project.
If anybody needs us over the holiday break, welp, you know what we'll be doing.