Jimmy Kimmel Live!'s “Mean Tweets” has some serious competition in the form of The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon's sketch “Dramatic Reading of Angry Yelp Reviews” starring Fallon and Aziz Ansari.
In the second installment of the hilarious sketch that aired Tuesday night, Fallon delivers some masterly customer kvetching to complement Ansari's business owner pièce de résistance. The spectacle comes complete with tense theme music, mood lighting and two true thespians at work.
Here's a little taste of one disgruntled business owner's response to whet your palette. “You did not receive only one piece of chicken. I've never been more certain of anything in my life.”
Watch the full video for more delightful vitriolic shots fired in the ongoing war that is business owners versus impassioned Yelp regulars.