This just in from the palace: Kate Middleton’s private secretary officially gave notice and the duchess is looking to hire a royal replacement stat.
Yep, Rebecca Deacon—Kate’s “Girl Friday” (aka personal assistant) for the past five years—is getting married in less than a month and abandoning her post as private secretary. Which means, the royal job opportunity of a lifetime has just opened up.
A few details you should know about the role: Kate Middleton will probably be texting you at all hours of the night. And asking you to help look after her adorbs tots George and Char. She’ll also need someone to help vet her outfits and be at her side when she travels to fab places like Australia and India and Canada, too.
Still interested? Of course you are. Our advice: Start dusting off your resumé. And under special skills, don’t forget to mention you’re totally up to date on The Crown. (Duh, bonus points.)