Anna Faris Live-Tweeting and Annoying Chris Pratt Is the Only Twitter Feed We Need
Getting ready (washing your hair and putting on makeup) is seriously the WORST. Successful and beautiful actress, podcast host and procrastinator extraordinaire Anna Faris is clearly aware of the struggle. The live-tweeting sequence of her daylong getting-ready sesh for hubby Chris Pratt's Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 premiere will have you saying "same" after every single tweet. Thank you, Anna, for taking us along on this wonderful, joyous journey and not requiring us to get out of bed or wash our hair. A true angel.
8:24 A.M.: Shower Time
Her day began as so many of ours do: stalling/getting ready to take a shower.
8:27 A.M.: Back In Bed
Bed is the more logical place to be (always).
832 am. Chris just got back from yoga. Doesn't know what I'm up to yet. Will he be annoyed? Let's find out. pic.twitter.com/r9ZszBhoKm? Anna Faris (@AnnaKFaris) April 19, 2017
8:32 A.M.: Annoying Chris
Seriously, and he’s a yogi?!
This isn't happening right now. Scrolling through photos though and this seemed like a way to exploit my child. 901am pic.twitter.com/7S1Q97n9l3? Anna Faris (@AnnaKFaris) April 19, 2017
9:01 A.M.: Scrolling Through Pictures
That’s what kids are for, right?
918am. Guess who showered but clearly didn't wash face very well? Also morn news a little boring today pic.twitter.com/5yjlD30raR? Anna Faris (@AnnaKFaris) April 19, 2017
9:19 A.M.: Fresh(ish) Faced And Ready To Go
It did take over an hour to perfect that winged eyeliner yesterday.
Going through photos again. This is chris kissing my freezing nose in Tokyo please don't vomit. I just did. pic.twitter.com/HbEmFgKJxI? Anna Faris (@AnnaKFaris) April 19, 2017
12:03 P.M.: More Reminiscing
Gah, why are you guys the best?
3:11 P.M.: Kitchen/Hair Salon
Get it together, Bridget. You know curling irons go in the cutlery drawer and hairsprays in the spice cabinet.
3:17 P.M.: Time Of The Assault
Better call that hunky, yogi husband to save the day.
Now it's getting real. Chris may be annoyed. 403pm pic.twitter.com/67qMmlTdCO? Anna Faris (@AnnaKFaris) April 19, 2017
4:03 P.M.: Facetime
How could he ever be annoyed with that face (and those abs)?
456pm. My backup plan is to become a photo journalist pic.twitter.com/a3VJpam6Vc? Anna Faris (@AnnaKFaris) April 19, 2017
4:56 P.M.: Chris Pratt Gets Blowouts
519pm. No time for my usual wit! We got to go!! pic.twitter.com/CDcR9FsFCI? Anna Faris (@AnnaKFaris) April 20, 2017
5:19 P.M.: Go Time
Ready in five (plus 15).
540pm. Running late. Chris blames you guys. Seriously. pic.twitter.com/bR8dS8WVrA? Anna Faris (@AnnaKFaris) April 20, 2017
5:40 P.M.: Late (Whoops)
Story of our lives.
6:02 P.M.: Let The Games Begin
They're ready for their close-up, Mr. DeMille.