Bosses. Everybody has one. Or is one. And if you're your own... well then la-di-friggin-da. Here, the 24 bosses everyone with a straight job will encounter at some point in their career.

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1. The one who’s your best friend

2. The one who’s your worst enemy

3. The one who wishes you were her daughter

4. The one who wishes you were his wife

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5. The one who’s 24

6. The one who judges you for your candy dish

7. The one who won’t stop pillaging your candy dish

8. The one who secret-smokes on lunch break

9. The one who’s always on maternity leave

10. The one who’s always in Aspen

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11. The one who “advocates for your career”

12. The one who “advocates for your career” (and then steals all your ideas)

13. The one who expects you to make his orthodontist appointments

14. The one who emails you at 6 a.m.--on a Sunday

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15. The one who still calls it a “Filofax”

16. The one who sits on a yoga ball

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17. The one who keeps forgetting the Wi-Fi password

18. The one who keeps forgetting your name

19. The one who prints out inspirational quotes and tapes them to your computer

20. The one who wants to treat you to girls’ lunch and bikini waxes

21. The one who wants to treat you to Jager shots and lap dances

22. The one who corners you at 5:57 in the elevator bank to talk about “the company’s overall direction”

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23. The one who’s always in the bathroom at the same time as you

24. Related: The one who pees really loudly

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