Sooo, You Can Rent Beyonce's Hamptons Home This Summer
We've never been more serious
Got 99 problems but low cash flow ain?t one? Beyoncé and Jay-Z once rented this 31,000-square-foot vacation home in Bridgehampton, which is now available to rent for the month of July?for $1 million. But even if we can?t quite scrape up the cash this summer, we can take a free virtual tour of the 12-bedroom, 12-bathroom house.
HERE’S THE BIRD’S-EYE VIEW
Is it weird to get a Google Maps screenshot mounted and framed?
AND THIS IS THE MASTER BEDROOM...
Oh wait, just kidding! That’s one of the bathrooms.
THIS IS THE REAL MASTER BEDROOM
Apparently Queen Bey and Marie Antoinette have the same style.
THIS COULD BE YOUR LIVING ROOM
Good news: If you get chocolate ice cream stains on the white couch, there are still two others to sit on.
...AND THIS IS CLEARLY JAY-Z’S MAN CAVE
Indecisive? No problem.
ALSO, THERE’S AN INDOOR SKATE PARK
The only place in the Hamptons (well, that we know of) with a half-pipe.
YOU COULD LOUNGE BY THIS POOL
And if you have friends over, there’s a whole guesthouse just for them.
THIS IS YOUR OFFICE
Looks like a great place to figure out how to pay off $1 million in credit-card debt.
AND HERE’S YOUR (REALLY, REALLY HUGE) EAT-IN KITCHEN
Hmm, we wonder if the kitchen comes with Marco Borges...
HANG OUT IN THE SCREENING ROOM
Wait, were Bey and Jay-Z watching Free Willy?
AND PLAY A FEW FRAMES IN THE BOWLING ALLEY
Do you think Bey wears heels when she bowls?
FANCY A GAME OF TENNIS?
Or just hang out in the veranda and watch.
AND FINALLY, THE SITTING ROOM
Just kidding. It’s another bathroom.