In an era when design evolves as quickly as you can post to Instagram, it’s hard to stay on top of every trend: Just when you think you’re a maximalist because you love pattern on pattern on pattern, you realize your obsession with plants makes you a little more new bohemian. But wait—you’re also, like, secretly into needlepointing rap lyrics onto throw pillows, so does that make you a grandmillennial?! Deep breaths. Don’t panic. We’ll make figuring it out as easy as clicking on the big, fat boxes below.