23 Amazing U.S. Homes You Could Totally Buy Right This Second
You know, if you're a millionaire
You know what our lives have been missing? A movie theater, a wine cellar, a giant wet bar and a sick infinity pool that looks out onto the ocean. Sadly, we’re not in the financial position to actually afford any of these things (at least not right now), but it’s still fun to dream.
Here are the 23 most ridiculously gorgeous homes currently on the market. Let the drooling begin.
STOWE, VERMONT (7 BR, 4.5 BA); $12.5 MILLION
When you get bored of gazing out at the lake, go give the giant chessboard in the backyard a spin (yep, really).
KAILUA KONA, HAWAII (4 BR, 5 BA); $15.5 MILLION
So it’s settled. This is our first summer home.
VAIL, COLORADO (8 BR, 14 BA); $29.5 MILLION
Why go all the way outside to pick herbs when you could just grab 'em from your kitchen island?
ATLANTA, GEORGIA (7 BR, 11 BA); $7.9 MILLION
For those moments when you really need to cook three turkeys at the same time.
NEW YORK, NEW YORK (4 BR, 5 BA); $50.9 MILLION
If we owned this pool, maybe we’d actually wake up at 5 a.m. to do laps every morning. (Maybe).
DALLAS, TEXAS (4 BR, 9 BA); $15 MILLION
Eat your heart out, Washington, D.C. Our White House is prettier than yours.
GLENBROOK, NEVADA (25 BR, 16 BA); $69 MILLION
Ehh, let’s not go out tonight. Let’s just have a drink at home.
PARK CITY, UTAH (7 BR, 10 BA); $15.5 MILLION
Those floor-to-ceiling windows, tho.
NEWTOWN, PENNSYLVANIA (6 BR, 10 BA); $7.9 MILLION
Home is where the bowling alley is.
LAGUNA BEACH, CALIFORNIA (6 BR, 9 BA); $51 MILLION
OK, we’ll eat breakfast on this terrace every morning if you insist.
MERCER ISLAND, WASHINGTON (5 BR, 9 BA); $26.8 MILLION
Lest you get bored of your billiards room and movie theater, there’s also a waterside putting green.
MCLEAN, VIRGINIA (6 BR, 10.5 BA); $12.5 MILLION
Staying home to watch Netflix just got way more awesome.
ALTON, NEW HAMPSHIRE (7 BR, 14 BA); $19 MILLION
Oh good, finally a place to store all of our antique cars.
SANTA FE, NEW MEXICO (6 BR, 5 BA); $13.6 MILLION
Indoor living rooms are for losers.
WEST YELLOWSTONE, MONTANA (3 BR, 2 BA); $19.5 MILLION
Wanna go kayaking tomorrow?
BOCA RATON, FLORIDA (8 BR, 12 BA); $19.9 MILLION
That’s it, we’re officially putting “private lake” on our vision board.
KNOXVILLE, TENNESSEE (5 BR, 9 BA); $7.8 MILLION
We’ve always wanted to take a bath in an art museum.
NEWPORT, RHODE ISLAND (15 BR, 14 BA); $21 MILLION
We’re never going inside again.
SADDLE RIVER, NEW JERSEY (7 BR, 9 BA); $14.9 MILLION
Wall-to-wall marble not your thing? Don't worry, there are eight other bathrooms.
COVINGTON, LOUISIANA (5 BR, 5.5 BA); $7.5 MILLION
No ridiculously expensive home is complete without a pool lion.
CHICAGO, ILLINOIS (6 BR, 7.5 BA); $15 MILLION
This way, if 2,000 people come over for a drink, we’ll be prepared.
GREENWICH, CONNECTICUT (8 BR, 11 BA); $54 MILLION
An indoor lap pool? Don’t mind if we do.
LAGUNA BEACH, CALIFORNIA (6 BR, 7 BA); $19 MILLION
With that view, how could anyone possibly concentrate on giraffes?