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You know what our lives have been missing? A movie theater, a wine cellar, a giant wet bar and a sick infinity pool that looks out onto the ocean. Sadly, we’re not in the financial position to actually afford any of these things (at least not right now), but it’s still fun to dream.

Here are the 23 most ridiculously gorgeous homes currently on the market. Let the drooling begin.

Stowe

STOWE, VERMONT (7 BR, 4.5 BA); $12.5 MILLION

When you get bored of gazing out at the lake, go give the giant chessboard in the backyard a spin (yep, really).

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Hawaii1

KAILUA KONA, HAWAII (4 BR, 5 BA); $15.5 MILLION

So it’s settled. This is our first summer home.

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Vail

VAIL, COLORADO (8 BR, 14 BA); $29.5 MILLION

Why go all the way outside to pick herbs when you could just grab 'em from your kitchen island?

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Atlanta1

ATLANTA, GEORGIA (7 BR, 11 BA); $7.9 MILLION

For those moments when you really need to cook three turkeys at the same time.

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Manhattan

NEW YORK, NEW YORK (4 BR, 5 BA); $50.9 MILLION

If we owned this pool, maybe we’d actually wake up at 5 a.m. to do laps every morning. (Maybe).

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Dallas

DALLAS, TEXAS (4 BR, 9 BA); $15 MILLION

Eat your heart out, Washington, D.C. Our White House is prettier than yours.

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Nevada

GLENBROOK, NEVADA (25 BR, 16 BA); $69 MILLION

Ehh, let’s not go out tonight. Let’s just have a drink at home.

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ParkCity

PARK CITY, UTAH (7 BR, 10 BA); $15.5 MILLION

Those floor-to-ceiling windows, tho.

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Newtown

NEWTOWN, PENNSYLVANIA (6 BR, 10 BA); $7.9 MILLION

Home is where the bowling alley is.

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Lagunabeach

LAGUNA BEACH, CALIFORNIA (6 BR, 9 BA); $51 MILLION

OK, we’ll eat breakfast on this terrace every morning if you insist.

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Washington

MERCER ISLAND, WASHINGTON (5 BR, 9 BA); $26.8 MILLION

Lest you get bored of your billiards room and movie theater, there’s also a waterside putting green.

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virginia1

MCLEAN, VIRGINIA (6 BR, 10.5 BA); $12.5 MILLION

Staying home to watch Netflix just got way more awesome.

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newhampshire2

ALTON, NEW HAMPSHIRE (7 BR, 14 BA); $19 MILLION

Oh good, finally a place to store all of our antique cars.

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SantaFe1

SANTA FE, NEW MEXICO (6 BR, 5 BA); $13.6 MILLION

Indoor living rooms are for losers.

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Montana

WEST YELLOWSTONE, MONTANA (3 BR, 2 BA); $19.5 MILLION

Wanna go kayaking tomorrow?

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Boca

BOCA RATON, FLORIDA (8 BR, 12 BA); $19.9 MILLION

That’s it, we’re officially putting “private lake” on our vision board.

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tenessee

KNOXVILLE, TENNESSEE (5 BR, 9 BA); $7.8 MILLION

We’ve always wanted to take a bath in an art museum.

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Newport

NEWPORT, RHODE ISLAND (15 BR, 14 BA); $21 MILLION

We’re never going inside again.

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Jersey1

SADDLE RIVER, NEW JERSEY (7 BR, 9 BA); $14.9 MILLION

Wall-to-wall marble not your thing? Don't worry, there are eight other bathrooms.

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Louisiana

COVINGTON, LOUISIANA (5 BR, 5.5 BA); $7.5 MILLION

No ridiculously expensive home is complete without a pool lion.

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Chicago

CHICAGO, ILLINOIS (6 BR, 7.5 BA); $15 MILLION

This way, if 2,000 people come over for a drink, we’ll be prepared.

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Greenwich1

GREENWICH, CONNECTICUT (8 BR, 11 BA); $54 MILLION

An indoor lap pool? Don’t mind if we do.

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BeverlyHills1

LAGUNA BEACH, CALIFORNIA (6 BR, 7 BA); $19 MILLION

With that view, how could anyone possibly concentrate on giraffes?

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