Ahh, fall. The leaves are changing, the temps are dropping and the #PSL is back, baby. We don't want you to miss out on any autumnal fun, dear reader, so we compiled this handy list of every single thing you absolutely must do this season.
The Ultimate Fall To-Do List
Activities for people who really hate fall but pretend to love fall, but oh whatever let's all drink cider
1. Go apple picking
2. Get frustrated when you can’t find any pretty apples
3. Decide to plant your own apple tree
4. Change your mind about the tree thing
5. Rake leaves
6. Jump in a pile of leaves
7. Re-rake the leaves

8. Drink a pumpkin-spice latte
9. Wear a cable-knit sweater
10. Wear boots
11. Wear flannel
12. Wear an infinity scarf
13. Complain about how cold it is
14. Talk about how fall is your favorite season
15. Pretend to care about football to bond with that cute guy in the office
16. Find out he has a girlfriend; regret buying a jersey

17. Carve a pumpkin
18. Enter a pumpkin-carving contest
19. Smash your competitors’ pumpkins when it’s announced that you didn’t win
20. Artfully assemble gourds in a wicker basket
21. Wonder why gourds are so creepy looking

22. Go to a corn maze
23. Get lost in a corn maze
24. Have a panic attack in a corn maze when it’s been 25 minutes and you really feel like you’ve been walking in circles and what if you die here and oh god why did I think this was a good idea I really hate fall.

25. Bake a pie
26. Instagram a photo of your pie with the hashtag #luvfall
27. Eat the entire pie yourself and immediately feel bad about it
28. Burn your tongue on hot apple cider

29. Buy candy for trick-or-treaters
30. Decide that kids these days are brats and keep the candy for yourself, instead giving out the apples that you picked and have deemed too ugly for your own consumption
31. Make candy apples with the pretty apples
32. Schedule a dentist appointment
33. Get into a heated argument with a random passerby about canned versus homemade cranberry sauce

34. Decide to take up knitting
35. Decide knitting’s not for you
36. Think of a *really* clever group Halloween costume
37. Get *really* mad at the other group of girls at the party you’re at are wearing the exact same costume, but a little better executed.
38. Say you’re going to start Christmas shopping but then forget

39. Complain some more about how cold it is
40. Be totally over fall