Um, The World’s First Kale-Eating Competition is Happening This Saturday
Hot-dog eating is so passé
You know how people say that "you can never have enough vegetables"? Well, that little bit of advice is being put to the test this Saturday at the world's first-ever kale eating competition. You heard right.
Nine all-star eaters (who hold records for eating the opposite of kale—think 35 Twinkies in 6 minutes or 144 Hooters chicken wings in 10 minutes) will go head-to-head in Buffalo, New York, to see who can eat the most kale in eight minutes.
The winner will take home $2,000, bragging rights and all of the fiber.