America Has a Big Cheese Problem...and You Can Help
Do your part
Fact: Drinking red wine before bed can help you lose weight. Cool, but do you know what goes great with wine? Cheese.
It probably won't help you with the whole weight loss thing, but it could help America get out of a pretty big pickle.
That's because, according to Bloomberg, America "is sitting on a mountain of cheese", meaning there's a massive surplus. At the end of March, the U.S. had an inventory of 1.2 billion pounds of cheese, a number it hasn't reached since 1984. And despite how dream-like that sounds, it's actually not great, and is caused by low dairy prices in Europe, where our cheese is often sold.
So apparently there is such a thing as too much of a good thing, and we're doing our part by going to town on all of the pasta and pizza and sandwiches we can get our hands on until this issue is resolved.