We adore Trader Joe’s, but there’s only one problem: The snack aisle is a little too good. How will you ever choose between kettle corn and cookie butter? Let your zodiac sign be your guide.
The Best Trader Joe’s Snack, According to Your Zodiac Sign
Taurus (april 20 – May 20): Strawberry Champagne Truffles
OK, on one (or two) occasions you’ve ordered a giant plate of food just for the ’Gram. It’s not your fault you appreciate the finer things in life, like beauty and art. These special, sensuous treats are pretty as can be (and they’re tasty, too).
Virgo (august 23 – September 22): Just Mango Slices
We’re going to go out on a limb and guess that your bookshelf has at least two self-improvement books on it. (No, don’t blush. It’s a good thing.) You’re hardworking, detail-oriented and take quick initiative to fix what’s broken. This healthy dried mango fits right in—it’s satisfying and doesn’t break any of the rules on your diet.
Capricorn (december 22 – January 19): Dark Chocolate Peanut Butter Cups
It’s offish: You’re the leader of the zodiac. Practical and ambitious, you’re pretty much the best at everything you do. We give you full permission to indulge in Trader Joe’s best-selling sweet snack right this second.