Punny Recipes to Make for Your Oscars Party
Well, well, look how clever you are
Have you heard? The 88th Academy Awards are this Sunday. And since we don’t have to squeeze into a size-2 haute couture gown by Dior, we’ll be stuffing our faces and armchair quarterbacking the E! red carpet, thank you very much. What will we be eating? That would be several of these recipes based on this year’s nominees, with names so punny they’ve just got to be scrawled on cute little buffet cards.
For The Revenant: Leonardo DiCapreseo Bites
We don't know if he'll win, but we certainly will, munching on these little guys.
For The Revenant: Bear Claws
Bet these would?ve been more enjoyable for Leo.
For Room: Baked Brie Larson
Like we had any other choice…
For The Big Short: The Big Shrimp (Cocktail)
So applicable on so many levels.
For The Big Short: Financiers
Way more palatable than actual Wall Street guys.
For Carol: Maca-Rooney and Cheese Cups
For some reason we don’t think Mara would actually eat these…but we will.
For Bridge of Spies: Bridge of Pies
Mini chicken potpies, that is.
For Bridge of Spies: Steven Spielburgers
These burgers have as many topping possibilities as Spielberg does directing credits.
For Carol: Cate Blanched Almonds
Fancy as hell, like the lady herself.
For The Martian: Garlic Astro-knots
Damon couldn’t have made them from potatoes but whatever.
For The Martian: Mars Bars
For Brooklyn: Asparagus Flatbushbread
Get it? Like the street? Anyone?
For The Danish Girl: The Cheese Danish Girl
Honestly, we’d marry this one, too.
For Trumbo: Bryan Cranstonberry Crostini
Just go with it.
For Inside Out: Inside Out Caramel Apples