Caffeinated Peanut Butter Is a Thing That Exists
Your afternoon snack on steroids
It’s 3 p.m. and you’re just falling into that daily slump. You could brew yourself a cup of coffee, but you’re super hungry, too. Why not satisfy both cravings with Steem, a brand-new caffeinated peanut butter that previously existed only in our dreams.
Before cracking open a jar, we had a few questions.
Peanuts and coffee: Gross together? Nope. Steem tastes exactly like regular peanut butter, since the caffeine is extracted from beans specifically grown to be tasteless.
How much caffeine are we talking? One serving--two tablespoons--has the same amount of caffeine as two cups of coffee.
Are the effects the same as two cups? Not entirely. Because of peanut butter’s naturally slow digestion, Steem’s energy release happens over a longer period of time, producing a mellower buzz with no crash (or jitters, stained teeth or coffee breath).
OK, we’re sold. Where can we get this stuff? You can order Steem online, or find it in select stores in Massachusetts, Connecticut and New Hampshire.
One last thing: Can I share with my pup? NO. Lassie’s tummy isn’t designed to digest caffeine. So it looks like you’ll have to finish the whole jar yourself.