Are you a Cheryl trapped in the body of a Caroline? A Muriel forced to introduce herself as Ashley? Take this highly scientific quiz to find out what your name actually should be. Then head to the nearest courthouse to commence the paperwork for changing it.
• A PureWow Quiz •
What Should Your Name Really Be?

1.
Pick A Shoe

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Pick A Cocktail

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Vodka cran

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Chardonnay

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Pinot noir

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IPA

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Negroni

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Whiskey, straight

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Strawberry margarita

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Kombucha

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Water, thank you
3.
Pick A Babe

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Channing Tatum

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George Clooney

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Jared Leto

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Steph Curry
4.
Have You Ever Gone Skinny-dipping?
Yes
No
5.
What Are You Most Likely To Do On An Airplane?
Read a book
Watch a Reese Witherspoon movie
Chat up your seatmate
Work
Meditate
Order a cocktail
6.
What’s Your Dream Vacation?

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Amalfi Coast

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Tulum

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Paris (food and wine tour)

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Paris (museum tour)

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A Carnival Cruise of the Florida Keys

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Burning Man

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Camping

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The MAKERS women’s conference

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Sorority reunion!