The terrible twos. “Threenager.” There's a reason these phrases—and hashtags like #a--holeparent—are trending. Life with toddlers is, as Blake Lively once said, “like living with a drug addict… You never know when you're gonna get crapped on or when you're gonna get a big smile or when that smile immediately turns into hysterics." Speaking of laughing 'til you cry, scroll on for the reasons behind these epic meltdowns.     

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1. Because someone ate the Nutrigrain bar.

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2. Because his mom asked for a kiss.

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3. Because they don’t have a red straw.

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4. Because he wasn’t allowed to run with a screwdriver.

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5. Because he wasn’t allowed to chew on a dog bone.

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6. Because “I wouldn’t let her beat me with a baby doll.”

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7. Because there was too much skin on his pear AND his dad's shoes didn't fit.

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8. “Because I won’t let her drive.”

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9. Because she couldn’t find her Elsa sticker.

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10. Because he can’t find the toy he invented in his dream.

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11. Because her mom rinsed the grapes.

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12. Because she wasn’t allowed to eat raw bacon.

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13. Because she wants to wear her mom’s wedding dress to play at the water table.

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14. Because she's wearing overalls.

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15. Because his mom opened his box of raisins.

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16. Because she ate dog food and didn’t like it.

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17. “Because they clapped.”

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18. Because it was the wrong kind of cheese.

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