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Honest Titles for Christmas Songs If Moms Wrote Them

Yada, yada most wonderful time of the year. Here’s what moms are really singing from Thanksgiving till New Year's. 

“I'm Dreaming of a Clean Bathroom”

“It's the Most Hatchimal Time of the Year” 

“Have Yourself a Ferber Little Christmas” 

“It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Strep Throat” 

“Jingle Bells (But, Like, 20 Percent Quieter, OK?)”

“Deck the Halls with Cheese and Malbec”

“Joy to the World! I Found My Keys”

“Silent Night, Holy Night (JK, Everybody’s Gotten Up 4 Times to Pee)”

“I Saw Mommy Kissing John Stamos”

“All I Want for Christmas—Just Kidding, No One Asked”

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