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You’d think that we wouldn’t have too much in common with Chrissy Teigen. After all, she’s a successful model, best-selling author, TV host and social media maven. But here’s the cool thing about this stylish mom of two: She’s so relatable. Whether getting real about pregnancy pains or talking about her kid being, well, mean, she just gets it. Here are 14 of our favorite Chrissy Teigen quotes.

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1. “When Luna is awake, I want her to sleep and when she is asleep, I want her awake. This is my parenting life.” – Chrissy Teigen

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2. “No one told me I would be coming home in diapers too.” – Chrissy Teigen

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3. “Photos are literally split-second moments in time that evolve. I despise mommy shamers. I am a proud shamer of mommy shamers.” – Chrissy Teigen

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4. “This baby is sucking the life from me. Drinking my water, making me dry. Eating my food, making me hungry. Taking my health, making me sick. Why do we create these monsters [when] they want us dead?” – Chrissy Teigen

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5. “Only I can understand my kid. She’s like ‘BDIDKDKODKDHJXUDHEJSLOSJDHDUSJMSOZUZUSJSIXOJ’ and I’m like ‘OK, I will get you a piece of sausage in just a minute.’” – Chrissy Teigen

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6. “Fell asleep with my breast pump on and I think I’m in a different dimension now.” – Chrissy Teigen

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7. “My biggest parenting conundrum: Why is it so hard to put someone who is already sleepy to sleep?” – Chrissy Teigen

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8. “That was a life-changing 20-hour flight. As in, I no longer think I can handle another child.” – Chrissy Teigen

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9. “Does the baby have access to my ribs? It feels like they’re bars and she’s an old-timey prisoner with a tin mug.” – Chrissy Teigen

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10. “Should I post the one where his head looks unsupported but my face looks good and Luna is over it, the one where his head is supported but my face is just OK and Luna is over it, or him crying and my face looks OK and luna is over it?”– Chrissy Teigen

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11. “Luna. Luna, please. Luna one smile. Please for mama. OK, that’s fine you don’t have to. Don’t listen to people that tell you to smile. But please can you smile. No, it’s OK nevermind. Maybe one smile?”– Chrissy Teigen

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12. “I can’t tell the difference between kidz bop and the real songs. My brain is dead.”– Chrissy Teigen

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13. “There is absolutely no way that labor is harder than installing a car seat, I just refuse to believe it. If it is, I give up.” – Chrissy Teigen

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14. “I am having a very rough day and it would help me a lot if any moms would like to share stories of their kids being mean to them.” – Chrissy Teigen

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