If the thought of schmoozing with SF’s uber-exclusive venture capitalists doesn’t make you want to barf, then you’ll go gaga over Brvnch, a newly launched members-only brunch society--for very important people, like yourself.
The roaming monthly parties will be held at secret venues--and you need to impress the “board” with your brunch résumé to get on the list.
The gourmet breakfasts will include bites like fried quail eggs and duck-bacon lardoons, free-flowing mimosas and Bloody Marys, plus performances by aerial artists and DJ dance parties.
It’s like a night out in Vegas, except during the day and without the morning-after hangover.
And did we mention the charitable bent? Ticket proceeds from each affair will be donated to a different nonprofit in the area.
So far, the concept is drawing Web developers and entrepreneurs flush with cash--no surprise there--but the idea is to build a diverse member base of partygoers (teachers like to get down too).
Want in? Tiered memberships start at $500. Pick up an application at the launch party on June 29, which you can attend for a mere $300 before Brvnch closes to the public.
June 29 at Venue 550, 550 15th St.; brvnch.com