Movie reviews can be long. And we have so much other summer reading to do. We decided to shorten things up for you so you get the gist of these 15 summer movies in a total of 17 syllables each.

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Pixar

“Finding Dory”

Her memory gone
Dory searches for her home
Cue the tears of joy

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Warner Bros. Pictures

“Central Intelligence”

The Rock was chubby
Now he’s with the CIA
Comedy ensues

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Paramount Pictures

“Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows”

Someone needs to fix
The city water supply
See: Huge, strange turtles

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Columbia Pictures

“Ghostbusters”

Who you gonna call?
C’mon: Who you gonna call?
Four awesome women

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Warner Bros.

“The Legend of Tarzan”

We will go to this
For Alexander Skarsgard
Without a shirt on

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STX Entertainment

“Bad Moms”

PTA meetings
We will not attend again
Unless there is booze

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Miramax

“Southside With You”

Michelle and Barack
Could not be any cuter
Until this movie

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Universal Pictures

“The Secret Life of Pets”

This is what happens
When you leave Doggy Parton
At home all day long

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MGM

“Me Before You”

Bring lots of tissues
Because you will cry, cry, cry
Cry, cry, cry, cry, cry

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Paramount Pictures

“Ben-Hur”

Nineteen fifty-nine
Was the year Charlton Heston
Made this already

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Walt Disney Studios

“Alice Through the Looking Glass”

Here’s another chance
For Johnny Depp to dress up
And act super weird

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20th century fox

“Independence Day: Resurgence”

Wait--shoot. What happened?
We beat the aliens before
How did they come back?

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Universal Pictures

“Jason Bourne”

Who cares who Bourne is
As long as it’s Matt Damon
Not Jeremy Renner

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Film4 Productions

“The Lobster”

He must fall in love
Or turn into a lobster
Dating is the worst

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Columbia Pictures

“The Angry Birds Movie”

This was a phone game
Now it’s a feature-length film
Honestly, what’s next? 

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