Another year, another opportunity to finally train for that marathon or give up social media. Just kidding—we’re sticking to these only-in-NYC resolutions that anyone outside the city would find completely laughable. Baby steps, right?
20 New Year’s Resolutions That Only New Yorkers Would Make
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1. Cut down your Seamless/Caviar/Postmates orders to just three times a week. You can do it.
2. And stop spending your entire paycheck on $14 Sweetgreen salads. You’re not a millionaire.