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Another year, another opportunity to finally train for that marathon or give up social media. Just kidding—we’re sticking to these only-in-NYC resolutions that anyone outside the city would find completely laughable. Baby steps, right?

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1. Cut down your Seamless/Caviar/Postmates orders to just three times a week. You can do it.

2. And stop spending your entire paycheck on $14 Sweetgreen salads. You’re not a millionaire.

3. Start wearing a seatbelt in the back of cabs. (Seriously, They’re not golf carts.)

4. Finally get a driver’s license…at the tender age of 31.

5. Quit blaming your chronic lateness on “the subway.” Your friends are wising up to the fact that the F train isn’t that much of a mess.

6. Stop letting every relative, acquaintance and former classmate from out of town use your apartment as a hotel. (Actually, this one might be easy to keep.)

7. Get rid of those shoes that always give you blisters. Four months is not a standard break-in period. 

8. Stop feeling guilty when you cancel on your boyfriend’s coworker’s fiancé’s roommate’s birthday dinner. We promise: No one will care.

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9. Finally accept that going to Trader Joe’s at 7 p.m. on Sunday is never a good idea.

10. Make an attempt to learn your neighbors’ names. OK, one neighbor. Fine, at least stop hiding when you hear someone coming in the stairwell.

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11. Stop accumulating crappy bodega umbrellas and get a good one that will last. (And then remember to actually take it with you.)

12. Manhattanites: Admit that your neighborhood is not always “on the way” for your Brooklyn/Queens/Jersey City friends and cross a river once in a while.

13. Sorry, but you don’t actually need a daily $4.50 cortado from La Colombe. Learn to make a decent cup at home, at least most day. OK, at least one day a week.

14. Pledge not to walk around while listening to a podcast and scrolling through your phone. This is why you walked into a mailbox that one time.

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15. Try not to get irritated when relatives come to visit and walk at an ungodly slow pace. (Try really, really hard.) 

16. Quit acting surprised/outraged when there’s a two-hour wait at Olmsted. It comes with the territory, people.

17. Likewise, you can stop gasping in shock when your out-of-town friends tell you how little they pay in rent. Just nod, smile and remember they can’t get a freshly baked bagel at 1 a.m.

18. Realize that spending $300 at a Theory sample sale isn’t technically “saving” money.

19. And that eyelash extensions/gel manicures/blowouts aren’t really a cost-of-living expense. (Sorry.)

20. Or hey, give up on resolutions entirely. You’re a New Yorker—you don’t have time for that nonsense.

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