15 Funny Puppy Names You Haven’t Thought Of
Whether you’re on a waiting list for an eight-week-old Frenchie, or you’re just one of those people (join the club) who gawks over doggie Instagram accounts incessantly, we can all agree there’s nothing better than a pup with a fantastic name. So move over Fido—here are 15 ideas that take canine naming to the next level.
What’s better than an animal named after a totally different species? That’ll do, Pig, that’ll do.
A classic turned on its head.
Let’s face it: We were never able to say “when” to the waiter anyway.
A ball of face-licking cuteness.
Middle name: cobbler.
Only you’ll know if you’re being ironic or not.
That stache, people, that stache.
This one will be fun to dress.
James K. Polk
The 11th president of the United States, but #1 in our hearts.
Her cuteness level is a scandal.
The tables, oh how they have turned.
Nothing Grimm about this furry companion.
Sarah Jessica Barker
In a sick twist of irony she rips apart all of our favorite shoes.
Because that face gon' make me lose my mind.
Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson
But we just call him The Rock. Because why the hell not?