Thank you, ABC, for a combined 34 seasons of breakups, makeups and hookups. In honor of Ben Higgins and Lauren Bushnell’s conscious uncoupling and Rachel Lindsay’s Bachelorette premiere tonight, here, the ultimate ranking of Bachelor Nation relationships.

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The Bachelor Brad Womack
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1. ‘The Bachelor’ Season 11: Brad Womack And...

Length: 0 Days. Womack chose neither of his final ladies...ruining the entire show. Not cool, Brad.

The Bachelor Melissa Jason
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2. ‘The Bachelor’ Season 13: Jason Mesnick and Melissa Rycroft

Length: Engaged for three weeks

The Bachelor Andrew and Tessa
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3. ‘The Bachelor’ Season 10: Andrew Baldwin and Tessa Horst

Length: Engaged for four weeks

The Bachelor Aaron Helene
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4. ‘The Bachelor’ Season 2: Aaron Buerge and Helene Eksterowicz

Length: Engaged for five weeks

The Bachelor Travis and Sarah1
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5. ‘The Bachelor’ Season 8: Travis Lane Stork and Sarah Stone

Length: Dated for five weeks

The Bachelor Bob and Estella
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6. ‘The Bachelor’ Season 4: Bob Guiney and Estella Gardinier

Length: Dated for seven weeks

The Bachelor Chris and Whitney
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7. ‘The Bachelor’ Season 19: Chris Soules and Whitney Bischoff

Length: Engaged for two months

The Bachelor Jen and Jerry
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8. ‘The Bachelorette’ Season 3: Jerry Ferris and Jennifer Schefft

Length: Dated for two months

The Bachelor Jesse and Jessica
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9. ‘The Bachelor’ Season 5: Jesse Palmer and Jessica Bowlin

Length: Dated for three months

The Bachelor Emily and jef
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10. ‘The Bachelorette’ Season 8: Emily Maynard and Jef Holm

Length: Engaged for three months

The Bachelor Matt and Shayne
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11. ‘The Bachelor’ Season 12: Matt Grant and Shayne Lamas

Length: Engaged for three months

The Bachelor Emily and Brad
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12. ‘The Bachelor’ Season 15: Brad Womack and Emily Maynard

Womack (not a typo) came back in season 15 and managed to stay engaged for four (inconsecutive) months. Small victories!

The Bachelor Jake and Vienna
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13. ‘The Bachelor’ Season 14: Jake Pavelka and Vienna Girardi

Length: Engaged for four months

The Bachelor Jennifer and Lorenzo
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14. ‘The Bachelor’ Season 9: Lorenzo Borghese and Jennifer Wilson

Length: Dated for five months

The Bachelor Jesse and Deanna
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15. ‘The Bachelorette’ Season 4: DeAnna Pappas and Jesse Csincsak

Length: Engaged for five months

The Bachelor Andi and Josh
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16. ‘The Bachelorette’ Season 10: Andi Dorfman and Josh Murray

Length: Engaged for six months

The Bachelor Alex and Amanda
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17. ‘The Bachelor’ Season 1: Alex Michel and Amanda Marsh

Length: Dated for seven months

THe Bachelor Andrew and Jen
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18. ‘The Bachelor’ Season 3: Andrew Firestone and Jen Schefft

Length: Dated for seven months

The Bachelor Ben and Courtney
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19. ‘The Bachelor’ Season 16: Ben Flajnik and Courtney Robertson

Length: Engaged for eight (inconsecutive) months

The Bachelor Juan Pablo and Nikki Ferell
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20. ‘The Bachelor’ Season 18: Juan Pablo Galavis and Nikki Ferrell

Length: Dated for nine months

The Bachelor Ian and Meredith
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21. ‘The Bachelorette’ Season 2: Meredith Phillips and Ian Mckee

Length: Engaged for one year

The Bachelor Jillian and Ed
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22. ‘The Bachelorette’ Season 5: Jillian Harris and Ed Swiderski

Length: Engaged for one year

The Bachelor ben and Lauren

23. ‘The Bachelor’ Season 20: Ben Higgins and Lauren Bushnell

Length: Engaged for one year, two months

The Bachelor Ali and Roberto
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24. ‘The Bachelorette’ Season 6: Ali Fedotowsky and Roberto Martinez

Length: Engaged for one year, three months

The Bachelor Charlie and Sarah
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25. ‘The Bachelor’ Season 7: Charlie O’Connell and Sarah Brice

Length: Dated for four (inconsecutive) years

The Bachelor Byron and Mary
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26. ‘The Bachelor’ Season 6: Byron Velvick and Mary Delgado

Length: Engaged for five years

The Bachelor Nick and Vanessa

27. ‘The Bachelor’ Season 21: Nick Viall and Vanessa Grimaldi

Together for: 3+ months

The Bachelor Jojo and Jordan

28. ‘The Bachelorette’ Season 12: Jojo Fletcher and Jordan Rodgers

Together for: 1+ year

The Bachelor Kaitlyn and Shawn

29. ‘The Bachelorette’ Season 11: Kaitlyn Bristowe and Shawn Booth

Together for: 2+ years

The Bachelor Desiree and Chris

30. ‘The Bachelorette’ Season 9: Desiree Hartsock and Chris Siegfried

Together for: 3+ years

The Bachelor Catherine and Sean

31. ‘The Bachelor’ Season 17: Sean Lowe and Catherine Giudici

Together for: 4+ years

The Bachelor Ashley and JP

32. ‘The Bachelorette’ Season 7: Ashley Hebert and J.P. Rosenbaum

Together for: 5+ years

The Bachelor Trista and Ryan

33. ‘The Bachelorette’ Season 1: Trista Rehn and Ryan Sutter

Together for: 14+ years

All hail Trista and Ryan! Rehn and Sutter are the ultimate Bachelor couple and have two children, Maxwell (9) and Blakesley (8), to prove it.

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