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Navigating Whole Foods on a busy Sunday is an undertaking anywhere, but there’s a very special kind of crazy that happens when hundreds of New Yorkers try to buy heirloom tomatoes at the same time. Yep, it takes the skill of a Jedi, the patience of Mother Teresa and the agility of an Olympic ice dancer to survive a store this crowded. Are you up for the challenge? Here are the 12 most annoying people you’ll meet on your journey. May the Force be with you.

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Comedy Central

THE OVERSCHEDULED TODDLER

It’s 11 a.m. and she’s already been to dance lessons, a sous-vide cooking class and her physics-for-babies course. No wonder she’s having a meltdown on the floor of the produce section.

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THE DOGGY MOMMY

Oh great, smuggle your Maltese into Whole Foods and get dog hair all over the cheese samples. Thanks a lot, lady.

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THE SHOVER

Just when you’re about to make your move for a box of gluten-free breakfast burritos, the Shover elbows you out of the way to inspect the cheeseless pizzas. Relax! We all want to get out of here so we can watch 30 Rock reruns.

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THE CLUELESS DUDE

Has this guy ever been grocery shopping before? He has to call his girlfriend (or boyfriend) about every purchase. Yes, there are 23 different kinds of salt here. Maldon, Himalayan pink, Indian black--just pick one and move.

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THE LINE HOPPER

You’re just about to order two lobsters from the seafood counter when this lady butts in to play a game of “20 Questions About Chilean Sea Bass” with the fishmonger.

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THE GROCERY GHOST

Much like the laundry room ghost, the grocery ghost leaves shopping carts full of food around the store, turning the whole damn place into a giant obstacle course.

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CBS

THE AISLE HOG

Every bag of crystallized ginger is 12 ounces. They’re all the same, OK?

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Fox

THE GRAZER

This guy is a human blue-corn-chip-and-salsa detector, and he came to get a free lunch, not grocery shop. Watch out, Grazer--we think those cheese cubes have dog hair on them.

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NBC

THE GLUTEN-FREE VEGAN

Dear vegans: Please stop buying so much produce and making us feel bad for the Chubby Hubby ice cream that, uh, accidentally fell into our cart.

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Universal Pictures

THE COMPLAINER

Yes. We know it’s crowded. It’s a Whole Foods in Columbus Circle. Get over it.

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20th Century Fox

THE TOURISTS FROM DULUTH

While they’re milling around and people-watching like it’s Disney World, we’re actually trying to shop for the week.

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RYAN GOSLING

Wait! We’ll shop for fair-trade coffee with you anytime, Ryan. We’ll just be really, really nonchalant about it (even though we’re freaking out on the inside). You know what? Going to Whole Foods isn’t so bad after all.

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