Welp, the annual Victoria's Secret Fashion Show airs tomorrow night on CBS. Ahead of the glittery parade of 18-year-olds wearing wings heavier than their own bodies, we couldn’t help but wonder what our Google search history would look like while tuning in. Probably something like this…

 

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Which models are in the show?

Where’s Karlie Kloss?

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Karlie Kloss best friends Taylor Swift 

What are squad goals?

Can I say squad goals

Is Kendall Jenner in Taylor Swift’s squad?

How tall is Kendall Jenner?

Who is Gigi Hadid?

Is Gigi Hadid the one who dates that guy in that band? 

What singers are performing?

WHERE’S RIHANNA?!?!?!??

No really, where’s Rihanna?

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Easiest butt exercises

Who buys a $2 million bra?

Adriana Lima nationality 

Adriana Lima waist size

Adriana Lima children

Adriana Lima has 2 children?

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What country has the most beautiful people?

Why are Brazilians so hot?

Therapists in my zip code

Should I get a Brazilian wax?

How long does it take to get a six-pack? 

Victoria’s Secret model average age 

Victoria’s Secret model beauty routine

Single-serve microwave dessert recipe 

Calories in peanut-butter chocolate mug cake

3-ingredient desserts

Easy healthy dessert oxymoron? 

Celebrity diets

Easiest diet

Rihanna diet 

Behati Prinsloo diet

Behati Prinsloo Adam Levine 

Adam Levine Proactiv

Adam Levine shirtless

Behati Prinsloo topless

Therapists in my zip code  

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