The Most Awkward (and Most Epic) Celebrity Christmas Cards
Bless you, ’90s Justin Timberlake
Joy to the world, it’s holiday-card season. There’s no denying the allure of a spectacularly uncomfortable (or impressively cool) one. Thankfully, we’ve gotten a peek at a few celebrity cards from over the years. So enjoy these 11 with the enthusiasm of Kris Jenner storyboarding her annual shoot.
A surprisingly baller shot--courtesy of the artist formerly known as Sean Combs and Puff Daddy and P. Diddy and when will this guy find a name he’s satisfied with?
the hiltons (1995)
Good to see even socialites aren’t immune to awkward teenage years.
the jonas brothers (2008)
Before all the Hadids and the Ms. Universes, they were just a family who seemed to have their Christmas portraits taken at Sears.
justin timberlake (1999)
Unclear whether this was an actual card or a photo shoot (if so, for what?), but it truly is the gift that keeps on giving.
mariah carey and nick cannon (2010)
All she wanted for Christmas was you...and to look like Santa's least appropriate avatar?
hugh hefner (2014)
A sweet snap from Hugh and his daughter wife, Crystal, and their pups.
tony blair (2014)
Not a Hollywood celebrity per se, but too delightfully uncomfortable to leave out.
the kardashians (1989)
Cute. But Khloe doubts it.
The Kardashians and Jenners (2007)
The quote on this card: “Life is not measured by how many breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.” Deep.
The Kardashians and Jenners (2011)
“No, no, no, we’re all gonna match in black and white.” --Kris Jenner, probably
The Kardashians and Jenners (2013), Part I
Sorry for the split frame; the fam went with a panorama in '13.
A masterpiece, really.