12 Borderline Inappropriate (But Totally Hilarious) Kids’ Halloween Costumes
Like Don Draper...and The Dude
Is there anything more adorable than itty-bitty babies dressed in Halloween costumes? How about itty-bitty babies dressed as cable TV adulters and 90s hipster icons they totally don’t understand.
Here, 12 costumes we wish we’d thought of ourselves.
Chocolate milk is a solid stand-in for a white Russian.
But an actual chicken remains the best prop ever.
A boozing baby. Totally normal.
WALTER WHITE AND JESSE PINKMAN
Crystal meth. Sure.
WAYNE AND GARTH
Party time. Excellent.
MARGOT AND RICHIE
WILL AND KATE
Awkward center part necessary.
THE GRANDPA FROM “UP”
Perfect for the proto-walker.
It’s oh so quiet…
But this is definitely what it sounds like when doves cry.