What Your Starbucks Order Says About You
A highly scientific personality test
Love it or hate it, there's no denying the power of Starbucks. What you may not realize, though, is that your preferred beverage is like a window to your highly-caffeinated soul. Here's what your drink of choice says about you.
Venti Red Eye
You love caffeine because it helps you do work like the presentation that's due tomorrow for the client that didn't like the last presentation but this time is different because Jerry isn't involved anymore and you're in charge and it's gonna go great and then you'll get a raise and...
Your kind is not welcome here.
Oprah Chai Tea Latte
You are beautiful. You are smart. You are empowered.
Skinny Vanilla Latte
You like to have fun but are always in control. You know that summer bodies are built in the winter, and your spirit animal is pictured above.
Just kidding. You know it's not pumpkin season, and you are NOT happy about it. You're often called "basic" but just, like, don't understand why...
Black Iced Coffee
You are productivity incarnate, and think that milk is for quitters.
Jade Citrus Mint Tea
You do (sorry, practice) yoga and dole out motivational quotes like a living, breathing Pinterest board.
Double chocolate chip frappuccino
You really hope this line moves quickly--free period ends at 12:25.
You mean business. And because tiny cups.
It's either your first time here, or you're totally sticking it to the pretentious, Italian-word-using man. Death to corporations!