The year is 1969, Nixon is office and pantyhose now come in little plastic eggs. Without further ado, the most shocking moments from last night’s (comparably) tame season premiere:

 

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1. Roger’s Mustache

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2. Joan’s Nude Lip

She wants to burn this place down, and she's tabled the red lipstick.

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3. Ken Cosgrove, sans eye patch

Too sad to GIF.

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4. The Appearance of an All-Grown-up Brian Krakow!

Eating veal and wooing Peggy.

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5. Ruffled Dress Shirts

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Don drowning his emptiness and grief in back alley sex with a disaffected intellectual waitress

 Oh, wait. That's not shocking at all.

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