The 6 Most Memorable Moments from Last Night's “Mad Men”
The year is 1969, Nixon is office and pantyhose now come in little plastic eggs. Without further ado, the most shocking moments from last night’s (comparably) tame season premiere:
1. Roger's Mustache
2. Joan's Nude Lip
She wants to burn this place down, and she's tabled the red lipstick.
3. Ken Cosgrove, sans eye patch
Too sad to GIF.
4. The Appearance of an All-Grown-up Brian Krakow!
Eating veal and wooing Peggy.
5. Ruffled Dress Shirts
Don drowning his emptiness and grief in back alley sex with a disaffected intellectual waitress
Oh, wait. That's not shocking at all.