It’s wedding season, people. Which means it’s time to cozy up to these ten annoying characters.

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New Line Cinema

1. The creepy uncle who keeps putting his hand on your lower back

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FOX

2. The boozed-up woman who wants to talk about freezing her eggs

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Columbia Pictures

3. The seven-year-old with ADD who wasn’t actually invited

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20th Century Fox

4. The friend-as-officiant who thinks getting ordained on the Internet means he should recite a sermon about the failed prison system

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NBC

5 & 6. The bridesmaid and groomsman who are about to hook up even though it’s a terrible idea and Devon’s divorce still isn’t even final

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7. The woman who doesn’t want you to know she’s pregnant, but clearly you know she’s pregnant because she keeps housing club sodas and asking if the cheese is pasteurized

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New Line Cinema

8. The best man who is planning to use his toast to launch his stand-up career

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NBC

9. The wild-eyed MC who will not rest until you do the “Cha Cha Slide”

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Starz

10. The bartender. You asked for ice, goddammit.

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