Kate Middleton Is Coming to America!
How to increase your chances of becoming best friends with Kate and Prince William (or at least lay eyes on them)
Way to go, America! We must have done something right because OMG THE ROYALS ARE COMING!
For three whole days we will have the second most perfect couple in the world gracing our shores. Here’s their exact schedule.
Sunday, December 7
Touchdown! Kate and William land in New York. They will head straight to the September 11 Memorial and Museum at the World Trade Center. America couldn’t love them more.
Monday, December 8: Part One
William will skip down to D.C. for the day to attend the World Bank Anti-Corruption Conference. Kate will hang with NYC’s first lady, Chirlane McCray, at a child-development center. Kate will hold an adorable baby. Everyone promises not to tell Baby George, who was left back home.
Monday, December 8: Part Two
That night, William will head back to Kate’s side, because they are so in love, they can’t be apart for even a day. The two will take the subway (one can dream) to Brooklyn to watch the Nets play LeBron and the rest of the Cleveland Cavaliers. They will eat hot dogs. Beyoncé will invite them to sit next to her and Jay-Z. Diaper preferences will be discussed.
Tuesday, December 9
Last day in NYC. There may be some shopping. There will definitely be some tea. The day will end with the pair at the Metropolitan Museum of Art for their alma mater’s 600th anniversary dinner.
Wednesday, December 10
It’s all over. America collectively rushes out to buy whatever amazing outfit Kate has worn. Everyone drinks tea for breakfast and is overly polite for the day.